Faculty & Staff Directory
CATEGORIES
Administration
President/Principal
jpalumbo@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Vice Principal for Academics
dtenney@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Assistant Principal for Student Affairs
cedwards@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Sponsorship Director
Comptroller
ccross@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Accountant
jpodorski@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Receptionist
bhare@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Admissions
Climate and Culture
Assistant Principal for Climate and Culture
jpatterson@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Assistant to the Assistant Principal of Climate and Culture, Attendance
aperry@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Assistant to the Assistant Principal of Climate and Culture
kmcmurtry@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Assistant to the Assistant Principal of Climate and Culture
Advancement
Marketing & Communications
Director of Visual Communications & Marketing
ispringer@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Athletics
Director of Athletics
pcourtemanche@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Assistant to the Director of Athletics
afelton@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Athletic Trainer
sguzzo@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Physical Education Teacher/Strength & Conditioning Coach
jkrueger@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Learning Center
Guidance
Director of Guidance
rduckworth@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Registrar/Admin Assistant of Guidance
sschmidt@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Guidance Counselor
zrodriguez@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Health Services
School Nurse
rrogers@stmaryofthemills.org
Campus Ministry
Campus Minister
nvawter@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Technology
Director of Technology
jshipman@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Academics
Mathematics
Mathematics Department Chair
jrheam@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Mathematics Teacher
pdouville@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Mathematics Teacher
khigby@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Mathematics Teacher
krheam@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
English
English Department Chair
mlancaster@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
English Teacher
abelinky@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
English Teacher
dcunningham@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
English Teacher
rgreenberger@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Science
Science Department Chair
kgrenchik@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Science Teacher
tmartin@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Science Teacher
dmccloskey@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Science Teacher
wpassley@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Social Studies
Social Studies Department Chair
bbayly@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Social Studies Teacher
kmarchand@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Social Studies Teacher
towens@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Social Studies Teacher
vridgway@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Social Studies Teacher
nshahraky@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Technology & Engineering
Foreign Language
Foreign Language Department Chair
jberard@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Foreign Language Teacher
mcarnes@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Spanish Teacher
salspach@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
French Teacher
porlando@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
French Teacher
eplumb@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Religion
Religion Teacher
hsmith@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Religion Teacher
mshoemaker@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Religion Teacher
dsmith@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Arts Academy
Director of the Arts Academy
niampieri@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Instrumental Music Teacher
smorrison@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Instrumental Music Teacher
mcarnes@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Director of Vocal Music
kelliyoung@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Director of Theatre
rlorenz@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Theatre Teacher
jharzer@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Director of Dance
lham@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Visual Arts Department Chair
ctyler@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Visual Arts Teacher
aernstein@theabsolutelongestwebdomainnameinthewholegoddamnfuckinguniverse.com
Maintenance